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Commissions


Please visit my website, Chicken Nation,
and my DeviantArt gallery.
Hello! If you're reading this, it's probably because you're interested in paying me to do some art for you. Well, hooray! I'm happy you like my work so much.

Let's get to business:

If you have something specific you'd like me to do, please email me the details, and we can negotiate a price, and other such things. I can do paintings and comics and illustrations and all manner of whatnot.

If, on the other hand, you'd simply like a nice, painted cartoon, done by me, delivered to you, put in a frame, and hung on your wall, with a minimum of fuss, you can pick one of the options below.

(Prices are in US dollars, by the way. Everyone understands US dollars.)

A SIMPLE POSTCARD -- $50.00

A painted drawing on postcard-sized watercolour paper. The drawing will be simple but striking, like the kind I draw on beer coasters, as in these examples:



If you'd like an actual beer coaster instead of a postcard, feel free to request one! If I have any suitable ones available, I'll certainly accommodate you. I can't make any guarantees, though.

You're invited to specify some details of the drawing, if you wish. Please don't make it complicated though. I will take your directions as guidelines rather than strict requirements. If you have your heart set on a particular detail being included, please make that very clear.

You're also welcome to have a message included in your drawing, be it from me to you, or from you to someone else.

THE 'A4-DABLE' -- $500.00

A magnificent piece of awesome to replace your family portrait above the mantlepiece. Like a postcard, but bigger (A4 sized) and potentially more rich and detailed.

(You may click on these examples for bigger versions, at my DeviantArt account.)


You're free to leave the content of the picture entirely up to my imagination, or to particularise your wishes in quite some detail. Or, something between the two.

Like the postcards, you're welcome to have a message included in your picture, be it in tiny handwriting in the corner, or in huge block letters stretching across the image.
If you're ready to commission one (or more) of these lovely things, use the buttons just below to place an order via PayPal.

Simple Postcard --
The A4-dable --
THINGS TO NOTE:

You are buying an original artwork, not the copyright to the image, which I retain.

If you order an artwork, then later cancel it, you will only be refunded 50% of what you paid. I retain a 50% 'kill fee' -- I may have already started work on, or even completed, the artwork you commissioned, and I don't work for free.

Generally speaking, I will start work on a commission upon receiving it, and do my very best to complete it in a timely manner. From time to time, however, daily life can interfere with this process! Therefore, if you really, really need to receive your artwork by a certain date, please specify that! My advice would be to order it well in advance.

Thank you for your patronage!

(C) Patrick Alexander 20XX