Get Your Tamp On

Let’s pretend that I released an album, with singles and everything. That would be a fun thing to pretend.

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Happy Birthday Shawn (2005)
DJ Unlikely Career Choice

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1. Birthday Dirge (for Shawn)
2. Red Panda! Red Panda!

After not so much ‘making a splash’ as ‘leaving a slight stain’ on the scene with his 199x track ‘Birdhouse on the Dole’, DJ Unlikely Career Choice defied critics, audiences and himself by disappearing from view before anyone had even noticed him. At last he returns with this only moderately intolerable single, ‘written’ and recorded in celebration of his friend Shawn’s 25th birthday. ‘Birthday Dirge’ redefines cacophony with its discordant bleeping, abrasive samples and headache-inducing repetitiveness, while ‘Red Panda! Red Panda!’ is like being repeatedly jabbed in the ribs with a stick – but only for as long as it lasts. Sure to be a hit in the emerging ‘deaf and/or senile’ club scene, Happy Birthday Shawn is an essential addition to any serious coaster enthusiast’s collection.

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Punch Those Niggers (In The Motherfucking Crotch) (2006)
RUN.DLL vs. DJ Unlikely Career Choice

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1. Punch Those Niggers (In The Motherfucking Crotch) – RUN.DLL vs DJ Unlikely Career Choice
2. Daytime (Patrick’s Going To Japan Mix) – Metzengerstein
3. Punch Those Niggers (In The Motherfucking Crotch) (Unplugged) – Livestock at Large

Songs recorded for the Fund Raisin CD — exporting Patrick Alexander to Japan.

Featuring Metzengerstein and Livestock at Large, neither of whom are me!

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Get Your Tamp On
Patrick Alexander and Friends

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Incorporating material from the Fund Raisin CD

1. Nicholas Nickleby
2. If You See A Sick Kid (Punch ‘Em In The Face)
3. John Lennon
4. Ukelele
5. Meteos
6. A Duet By Myself
7. Punch Those Niggers (In The Motherfucking Crotch)
8. I bogging revere (spam #1)
9. Traditional Chinese Song
10. Red Panda! Red Panda!
11. Margaret Thatcher
12. Subliminal
13. Whispering
14. Fix your situation Gonzalo (spam #2)
15. Song of Solomon
16. Salami
17. Fuck Me, I’m A Poet
18. The Sign

FEATURING: Racism and misogyny! Poetry and spoken word! Music of sorts! Laffs!

Why do people ever let me have a microphone.